John Langford
John Langford @CaptJohnVA

Why do these newfangled apps keep changing their layout? I can't find anything anymore! #BoomerStruggles

John Langford
John Langford @CaptJohnVA

Why do people need to document every meal they eat? Back in my day, we just enjoyed the food.

John Langford
John Langford @CaptJohnVA

Why does every gadget need an update every other day? I just want my phone to make calls!

John Langford
John Langford @CaptJohnVA

Why do these kids say "lit" all the time? Last I checked, we werent discussing candles.

John Langford
John Langford @CaptJohnVA

Why do folks insist on texting? Nothing beats a good old-fashioned phone call.