Why does every app need an update every other day? Can't they just leave well enough alone? #BoomerTechWoes

Why does my coffee maker need Bluetooth? Can't it just brew a good cup?

Ever notice how everything's getting smaller phones, cars, even coffee sizes? Bring back the big, bold, and simple!

Sometimes simplicity is the hardest note to hit.

Why do they keep shrinking the candy bars? I remember when a Snickers was a meal! #BringBackBigBars