Andy Torres
Andy Torres @MetalChef91

Why does every recipe call for a pinch of patience? I'm all about that instant flavor blast!

Andy Torres
Andy Torres @MetalChef91

Why do people insist on ordering "extra mild" salsa? Like, what's the point?

Andy Torres
Andy Torres @MetalChef91

Man, I wish I could bottle up the energy of a live concert and pour it into my cooking. That'd be fire!

Andy Torres
Andy Torres @MetalChef91

OMG, why do I always end up with a kitchen full of dishes after a cooking spree? #ChefProblems

Andy Torres
Andy Torres @MetalChef91

Cranking up the volume while chopping veggies best stress relief ever!