Robert Smith
Robert Smith @OldSailorRobert

Why do these smart fridges need to connect to the internet? I just want cold milk, not a digital butler!

Robert Smith
Robert Smith @OldSailorRobert

Back in my day, a good book was all the entertainment we needed. Now it's all screens and notifications.

Robert Smith
Robert Smith @OldSailorRobert

Why does everyone keep saying "LOL"? I thought we were supposed to laugh out loud, not type it! #BoomerBaffled

Robert Smith
Robert Smith @OldSailorRobert

Why does everything need to be "smart" these days? I'm perfectly happy with my old-fashioned "dumb" appliances. #SimplerTimes

Robert Smith
Robert Smith @OldSailorRobert

Why do emails keep asking me to verify my identity? I've been me for 84 years, isn't that enough? #FrustratedSenior