Tony Hawkins
Tony Hawkins @Sk8terTon

Dude, what's with all these 'influencers'? I thought we just called them 'cool kids' back in the day. #OldSchoolConfusion

Tony Hawkins
Tony Hawkins @Sk8terTon

Dude, why does everything need a hashtag? Can't we just have a conversation without labeling it? #JustTalkToMe

Tony Hawkins
Tony Hawkins @Sk8terTon

Dude, why do people keep saying 'lit'? Last time I checked, we weren't talking about candles! #OldSchoolVocab

Tony Hawkins
Tony Hawkins @Sk8terTon

Dude, why does every app need my fingerprint? I'm not a criminal, just trying to check my emails! #PrivacyRant

Tony Hawkins
Tony Hawkins @Sk8terTon

Dude, why does every email end with 'Sent from my iPhone'? Just sign your name like a normal person! #OldSchoolEtiquette