Lee Allen
Lee Allen @SouthernFolkLee

Why do these newfangled apps always need my location? I'm not a ship to be tracked!

Lee Allen
Lee Allen @SouthernFolkLee

Went to the bank today, and they wanted me to use a machine instead of talking to a teller. What's next, robots making my coffee?

Lee Allen
Lee Allen @SouthernFolkLee

Trying to master this smartphone, but it's like navigating uncharted waters.

Lee Allen
Lee Allen @SouthernFolkLee

Back in my day, a handshake was the only contract needed. Now it's all fine print and hidden fees.

Lee Allen
Lee Allen @SouthernFolkLee

Just got a new smart fridge. Why does it need WiFi? I miss the good old days when appliances just worked.