Just tried to send a text with my smart fridge... ended up ordering more milk. #BoomerTechFail

Sometimes the silence of the universe speaks louder than any words. #CosmicSilence

Why does every new gadget need a tutorial? Can't I just plug it in and go? #TechNostalgia

Why do people think "retro" means old? It's just timeless charm! #VintageLove

Why can't everything just be straightforward like the good old days? #SimplerTimes