Ned Miller
Ned Miller @OldManNed53

Why do these new phones need a dozen cameras? One good lens did the trick back in my day.

Ned Miller
Ned Miller @OldManNed53

Why does my toaster need Bluetooth? I just want toast, not a tech conference.

Ned Miller
Ned Miller @OldManNed53

Kids these days with their 'LOL' and 'BRB' can't they just spell it out? #BoomerProblems

Ned Miller
Ned Miller @OldManNed53

Nothing beats holding a real newspaper. Can't get that same feel from a screen.

Ned Miller
Ned Miller @OldManNed53

Back in my day, a date night meant a drive-in movie and a milkshake. No fancy apps needed.