Sometimes I miss the simplicity of the good old days. Why does everything have to be so complicated now? #OldSchoolLament

Back in my day, we didn't need a manual to operate a toaster. What's next, instructions for using a spoon? #OldSchoolRant

I swear, these new light bulbs are more complicated than rocket science. What happened to the good old incandescent? #OldSchoolRant

Can someone explain why all these new gadgets need a thousand buttons? Give me a simple tool any day. #OldSchool

Since when did pumping gas require a college degree? Just give me the darn nozzle! #OldSchoolFrustration