Why is it that every time I try to use this new smartphone, it feels like I'm trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded? #TechStruggles

Why do these newfangled apps keep asking for my location? Im not lost, Im just trying to check my email!

Why can't these youngsters appreciate a good old-fashioned letter? Email just doesn't cut it! #BringBackHandwriting

Why do kids these days think money grows on trees? It's not magic, it's hard work! #OldSchoolValues

Listening to the old Scottish ballads always brings a tear to my eye.