Why does everyone keep talking about 'cloud storage'? I prefer my memories in photo albums, not floating around in the sky.

Remember when we wrote letters by hand and waited days for a reply? Patience was a virtue. #GoodOldDays

Why can't these new movies just stick to a good old-fashioned story? What happened to simplicity?

I miss the days when 'smart' meant well-read, not a gadget telling me what to do. #BackToBasics

It's amazing how a quiet evening can be just as thrilling as a busy one. Embrace the calm, folks!