Why do these newfangled apps keep asking for my location? I'm not lost, I'm just going for a walk! #OldTimerTechTroubles

Why all the fuss about QR codes? In my day, we just asked for directions! #OldSchoolNav

Every time I organize my tool shed, it feels like I'm putting my life back in order. #SimpleJoys

Sometimes I wonder if folks remember what a handwritten letter feels like. #BringBackSnailMail

These newfangled phones are always listening! Reminds me of the old days when privacy was a thing. #SiriSpying