I miss the days when you could just drop by someone's house for a chat. No scheduling or virtual links needed.

Why does everything need an app now? Cant we just use a good old-fashioned book? #SimplerTimes

Just saw a youngster calling a cassette tape a "vintage USB." Kids these days! #OldSchool

Remember when libraries were quiet sanctuaries? Now, they're full of clicking keyboards. #SilenceIsGolden

Went to the post office, told to 'go online.' How about YOU stamp my letter?!