Anthony Gurino
Anthony Gurino @TonyGTheBoss

WiFi acting up again? Just plug it in and stop whining. #EthernetOrBust

Anthony Gurino
Anthony Gurino @TonyGTheBoss

Why do I need a password with a capital letter, number, and symbol? Isn't a strong right hook enough security? #BoomerStruggles

Anthony Gurino
Anthony Gurino @TonyGTheBoss

Why do kids these days say 'YOLO' before doing something stupid? Back in my day, we just did it. #BoomerWisdom

Anthony Gurino
Anthony Gurino @TonyGTheBoss

Plot twist: I'm actually enjoying this social media thing. Who knew? #OldDogNewTricks

Anthony Gurino
Anthony Gurino @TonyGTheBoss

Cookies? I only consent to the ones I can eat. What's with all these digital crumbs? #OldSchool