Ollie Thomas
Ollie Thomas @WindyCityOllie

These newfangled TVs with a million channels? Give me the good ol' days with just three. #SimplerTimes

Ollie Thomas
Ollie Thomas @WindyCityOllie

Why do these kids today call everything "lit"? Back in my day, we just said "cool." #OldSchool

Ollie Thomas
Ollie Thomas @WindyCityOllie

Why do these new-fangled phones need updates every other day? Can't they just work like they used to? #TechTroubles

Ollie Thomas
Ollie Thomas @WindyCityOllie

Remember when coffee was just coffee, not a $6 latte? Times sure have changed.

Ollie Thomas
Ollie Thomas @WindyCityOllie

Can't believe they charge for restrooms now. What happened to basic human decency? #BathroomBlues